My Blog is a Time Machine

remylebolin:

unlimitedobsessions:

appingo:

& in rebloggable form.

Nothing can be more perfect.

4 hours ago · 1,436 notes · Source · Reblogged from remylebolin

#jgkfdgjslkdjfg

When Hank Green said he’d throw a party on mars, someone had something to say about it.

goodpeople-deatheaters:

4 hours ago · 1,551 notes · Source · Reblogged from hufflepuff-in-a-trenchcoat

ah, fuck it.

future!me can write this paper

20 hours ago · 0 notes

Hazel: Touch the cave wall
Computer: You touch the wall. It is moist
Isaac: Lick the cave wall
Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall
Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
Isaac: Not jump, HUMP.
Computer: I don't understand
Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL
Computer: You attempt to ju-
Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall
Computer: I do not-
Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave

20 hours ago · 604 notes · Source · Reblogged from noveltysizedbananas

yquepasawuacho:

Iron Man vs. Batman : The Ultimate Battle

21 hours ago · 10,053 notes · Source · Reblogged from cracktastic

#oh deer lord

masterarrowhead:

akorrable:

korravangelist:

terracottatoaster:

Am I the worst fan yet?

inappropriate timing afro circus spongebob homg

oh dear god why

This fandom has gone too far.

~~No really keep it up. I support it.~~

21 hours ago · 1,376 notes · Source · Reblogged from trishna87

#fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

mostrandomoffacts:

Canada eats the most macaroni and cheese per capita out of every other country in the world.

21 hours ago · 47 notes · Source · Reblogged from littleladyllama

#I was a very emotional 8 year old

one time at summer camp we went to a magic show and the magician asked for an assistant from the audience so I, along with a bunch of others, raised my hand. He said “the lady in the pink!” and I was wearing a pink dress so I got up and started moving to the stage but then another camper stopped me and and practically sneered at me “Not you!” So I covered it up by saying I was just going to the bathroom and then I went to the bathroom and tried not to cry.

21 hours ago · 0 notes